I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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