hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
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My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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