Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
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Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
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Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
We need to get me chipped asap
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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