I got chris browned last night
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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