I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
