This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
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I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I have post one night stand depression
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