Dual....:-)
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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