I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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