I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
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He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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