Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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