LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
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I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
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I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
My breath smells like gin and sadness
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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