I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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