i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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