i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
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sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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