Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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