once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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