I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
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oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He did a backflip because drugs
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