The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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