Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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