He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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