i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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