Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
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They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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