tell your sister to shave her snatch
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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