handjob tips. give me some.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
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Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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