I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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