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The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
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Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
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Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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