she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
soo... how was my night?
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