So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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