i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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