I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
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Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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