Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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