Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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