North Korea, Best Korea!
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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