dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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