One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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