David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
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