yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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