are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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