i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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