Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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