Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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