I just made out with a guy for $7.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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