butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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