You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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