i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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