I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Randomize