Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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