No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
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just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
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Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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