you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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