I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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