I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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