I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
There was a lot of him and a little penis
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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